Slap Me Round The Face Several Times
Posted by Hannah / December 5th 2009, 10:17am

Last update, 29th August 2009. It is now the 5th of December. Oh, my days.

When I said I wouldn't be updating much when school started, I didn't expect to not udpate for 4 months.
I AM SORRY!
I've been so busy with absolutely
everything! I just have not had the time. I know everyone else say's that, but I didn't realise exactly how much school takes up your time. Coursework, Homework, Revising for exams that don't even matter at the moment, etc. LOL.
But yes, I say it again.
I AM BACK, and I'm definitely not going to let this site not be updated for 4 months again, oh dear! Right now i'm going to look through my emails (seriously, i haven't even opened my inbox since august, so let me be prepared to have a temporarily frozen laptop until they all come through) and sort everything out for the directory, affiliates, you know the drill.
I've finally read through the comments on my last blog, some of which got lost when something went wrong with my server

If I don't manage to reply to your comment, or send you a tag, you're comment might have been lost. Please feel free to resend.
So what have I been up to for the past 4 months? School. School. School. Friends. School. School.

My site's going to be wiggled in there somehow. I promse you!
On a lighter note, Christmas is almost here

! My 5th door on my advent calendar (yes, you're never too old for one) has been opened, and eaten. Why do advent calendar chocolate's taste so weird, or is it just me who thinks so?

Anywas, Sana will be on his way shortly!
Now i'm going to go jump off and read through all these e-mails and check to see if I've missed any comments! I'll speak to you all
SOON
Much Love!
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Dear 11 Year Old Self
Posted by Hannah / August 29th 2009, 11:57am
Most real names aren't used.
It's going to be a big change for you to move up into Scenior School, but stop worrying about it because you're going to have amazing times. You won't be with Vicky or Georgiana which is who you put down, but you make friends way too easily.
Don't make your first friend April, all she is going to do is cause trouble and blame you for everything, which causes you to move tutors at the end of the year. This turns out to be an amazing thing, so don't start crying. Oh and Becky and Jo? You should stay friends with them - they are probably the only genuine friends you're going to get that year.
Yes, you do know the boy Brad, he used to live on the street close to you in your old house. And his friend Nick, you used to know him too, and well he's going to be your best friend for the rest of your time at school, so don't start pissing him off.
Okay so year 7 was a bit mental, so try and calm down by Year 8. Definitely don't do what you did in year 7 but worse. And plus with April out the way it should be easier, right? It's hard at first because you're no longer with Nick, but your friend Heather is there for you for the first couple of months. Then she's going to end up ignoring you all the time and going off with Lisa, so I wouldn't stay with her. Infact make friends with Anna, she's the most genuine person you'll ever meet. Her friend Gee will hate you at first though, and think you're stealing her off you. There's going to be a whole lot of bitch fighting but you try not to get in the middle of it anyways. Also, you don't realise at first but Sha is there for you no matter what, so you should stick with her alot of the time. Oh and btw, April steals your boyfriend off you, who's a waste of space anyways.
When David asks you out, say no, it ruins your relationship with him (which does pick up in year 9 but why waste the time). He'll be one of your best friends in year 9, and he's an amazing lot of fun. When one of your older brothers best mates asks you out, don't say yes and go out with him for 3 months. It ruins your relationship with you brother and his relationship with your brother. Besides, he's too old for you and he's only going to break your heart. You think you love him but you don't, trust me. In year 9 you'll think he's one of the biggest idiots ever.
In year 9, try and keep your friendships with your brothers mates secret. It gets real tough for your brother when his proper best mate starts liking you, and your just leading him on by trying to be nice when you don't like him at all in that way. He's one of the nicest and most genuine person ever, but you hurt him - alot. Don't be a bitch to him, he's seriously down right now and it's all your fault. Your brothers other friend you meet when it's snowing, and he becomes an amazing friend. This makes your brother angry because he thinks youre going to run off with all his mates. Don't fall out with this friend, just don't openly discuss the fun days you have with him to your brother. It makes him upset (although he wont admit it) Also don't get involved with your brothers best mates other best mate, because that just hurts the best mate even more.
Don't fall out with your cousin, you'll not talk to her for months on end, and you'll miss her alot, even if what she lied about was horrific. Try and get on with your Mum and Dad, they're not falling out and arguing with you on purpose. They love you just as much as you love them.
Gee is going to take Anna off you and cause a whole lot of arguments and fall outs. Stay with Sha, she's there for you. Anna does come back to you in the end anyways.
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